Evac?

"Oh man, school at the beach, guess that means no snow days for you mwah mwah mwah!!! lala!!!" Well yes, that is true sir, but snow isn't the only type of inclement weather that calls for class cancellation. Can you say a little thing called 'Hurricane'? Namely, a bitch named Hanna, presumed to be closely followed by a mean older brother named Ike who just might ass rape you if you mess with his sis (Don't worry Ike! I wasn't planning on it! I heard she was kind of a bull dike!).

They issued some sort of 'voluntary evacuation,' whatever the fuck that means. The whole student body's dipsettin at any rate. I will join the mob, but my route won't end in the 704. I'll be taking a little trip to the state's capital where I'll hopefully be greeted with some old high school friends and have a grand ole time. I better. We're toting three handles of some of the finest booze known to man (Sophistafunk biatch) so we're going to be having fun with somebody. Hopefully it isn't aforementioned bull-dike Hanna, although I think she might be a bit hung over by the time she reaches Raleigh and just might have to sit her ass down.

So I guess we'll be coming back on Sunday, but then in all likelihood will be evacked again on Wednesday because of Ike. If that happens, I think I will go back to Charlotte. It's been awhile since I've been there and I have some people that are about to shit themselves if they don't see me. I couldn't stand being the cause of soiled britches, so I'll drop in. 

I bought a guitar a couple nights ago. No, I do not know how to play. But I really want to learn. It was 3:30a.m. and as usual, I was sitting at my computer. I began surfing. I went to Guitar Center's website. They had a great deal on what is supposedly a very nice guitar. I bought it. I really think I can learn. All it's going to take is some motivation. All I'm listening to is acoustic rock. I can't wait to get that thing. Hopefully it will be here before I leave for Raleigh. I would hate for it to get messed up in the 'cane. I still can't believe I bought it.