I think it's safe to say that I have a bit of a man-crush on Jeff Reed. The man came to newspaper today to subject himself to an interview conducted by The Eagle staff. It went rather well. I learned that Jeff has a 20-year-old girlfriend (he's nearly 29), and that he benches 370 pounds. The dude is a fucking beast.
After the interview, I wanted to do a bit more research of my own. I did a little Googling, which is truly your only option if you want to investigate something properly. Then I did a little Google Image Search for shits and giggles, and some of the pics were damn insane. The guy had said in the interview that he didn't drink until he was out of college, but judging from the pics, I don't believe it. The very first pic is one of him, shirtless and with his pants down just low enough to show the top of his dong (the guy appears to be well-hung, I'm not going to lie), in front of a full-length mirror, taking a picture on his phone. Funny thing is, he was wearing the same thing he wore in the interview today: Dog tags, diamond earrings, had his head shaved. Twas quite strange and eery. Sufficed to say, J.R. is who I hope to become. Total underdog mentality, total perfectionist. Well, the latter definitely isn't me. But I'm going to get better.
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