As corny, cliche, what have you, it is to say that warmer temperatures put one in a better mood, I feel as though this is certainly the case for me currently. This warm weather simply makes me want to strip off the jeans I have worn for two weeks straight, the boxers that five hours before were soaked through completely with sweat as a result of weightlifting, and the shirt that, adorned with sweat stains, I gracefully showed off to Virginia Jones, and run around the neighborhood completely naked. Were it socially accepted by, say 10 percent of the resident, I guarantee you I would do it without a second's thought. However, I think it's safe to say that Medearis Drive is one of the most conservative and close-minded neighborhoods in all of Charlotte-Mecklenburg, save for a few in the Myers Park and Dilworth areas.
As it stands, I will be stripping these items off, but in an entirely different venue, one known as the JCC (or Jewish Community Center, I don't believe I have yet clarified that. You probably knew anyway. Didn't you? Be honest, bitch.). I plan on hitting the weights rather heavily (yes I had weightlifting today, I am a workout fiend as of late) and then polishing it all off with some whirlpool, steam, and sauna. Hopefully that ornery old (P)Russian won't still be in there, sniffing at his scroat. I'll be sure to let you know.
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