Washington, the end of day 2

I am sitting here listening to the new Coldplay album for the second time. I am lying in bed on this Aero mattress next to my father, who is probably the loudest snorer I have ever heard. It is fucking ridiculous. It seems like he hasn't snored as much since he lost a lot of weight (I was told there was some sort of correlation) but tonight he is back on his jock, if you will. I think I am going to bust out the video camera, night vision intact, and record some of this.